Y’all I have a real hard time believing that all those ready, talented Kennedys died so tragically while this brood is all alive.

I am here patiently waiting for crazed Hiddleston lunatic, euterpe35, to weigh in on this and defend hiddleston staunchly.

More money, less bone-y.

ISIS just thanked Trump for his ban, calling it a ‘blessing’. (No, really, they actually publicly did).

I think I would love to have a career as not a professional fixer to famous people, but as a professional apology-maker. Here is what she could’ve done:

God bless Sybrina Fulton, Rest in Power Trayvon, and fuck you to hell KKK-lites NRA, GOP, and of course Zimmerman.

Hiddleston, I couldn’t be less interested in, but we need more Jez articles about this man because there is a DELIGHTFULLY OBSESSED user here who knows WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT HIDDLESTON and appears on every article about him to defend his nuts with all of her might and watching this lady fight every commenter makes for a…

Gah! I was waiting for you, the UNBELIEVABLY DEDICATED HIDDLESTON DEFENDER.

Ugh. So very attracted to this man at all the weird twists and turns of his life.

So this franchise is now a twice-yearly thing? I swear to god we had the last one in April.

Am I the only one thinking that the Maguire-Moore is INSANE? Why is everyone so cool about this??? We are looking at a train wreck waiting to happen (given their past anger issues). I thought we hit the peak with Hiddleston-White Bitch this year with these unlikely pairings??

Excellent point that should be made in ALL TOBEY MAGUIRE ARTICLES. This is important.

Look, nobody is saying that the reason hilary lost was because we didn’t have enough celebrities making vote videos. We get it, liberal elite/hollywood/educated/moral made the right/russia/nazi/racist feel left out blah blah blah. No Hamilton video was going to convince the other side.

Trent is played by Paul Welsh, who is a crazy funny and sweet comedian. His political comedy improv podcast Hard Nation is my fave new find of 2016. The episode where Paul F Tompkins plays Ted Cruz is UNBELIEVABLE. http://www.earwolf.com/episode/ted-cruz-eats-lunch-with-jesus/

If I were JLaw’s PR people, I would really dial back on the promo tour and stop her from talking just about now. This is now her time to prove her acting chops and she doesn’t need her Kentucky hick talk ruining this empire.

I saw Montell Jordan at the Farmer’s Market at LAX (yeah, it’s real) and when people saw him everyone started explaining to the person they were with who Montell Jordan was. For like three minutes there were hums of ‘you know that song THIS IS HOW WE DO IT. BUM BUM BUM BUM THIS IS HOW WE DO IT, FRIDAY NIGHT’ all…

Tom Hanks(positive) + Rita Wilson(positive) = Chet Haze (a real human negative) is the reason I believe I just have to find an irritable dud like myself and I will breed some real gems.

Is the ultimate premise of this movie that Oberlin Grad Bangs McGee has a magical pussy that moves mountains and helicopters and rich men and The City of New York? Constantly surprised by how this franchise forces the audience to make that leap of faith in the first place. I can believe in all the other details (hell,…

I think we have to have a real talk about these goddamn doctors thinking they can be politicians. YOUR JOB, your VERY IMPORTANT JOB of curing people’s bodies is so very different to the job of governing a body of people.

Marie performs side monologues about her pussy every 15 minutes in the movie.