Onanism: benefits of, 1-496

Penn freaking State

Considering the litany of absolute tomfuckery in the NFL, I would say this is a lukewarm take, at most.

The understandable look of dread on a man about to be evaluated by NFL physicians for brain trauma.

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

nah

Hot fucking take.

But by focusing on fake problems and even making up problems allows me to not focus on real problems in the world.

It isn’t so much that his face stayed in motion when his skull stopped moving, more that his brain did. I don’t know that any helmet technology or rules change can prevent that from happening, and that is problematic.

At first I thought this was an attempt at humor but now I think you’re being serious.

Believe what you want.

At least now we know why they thought they could smash through those rocks.

But... the Scripture! He quoted Scripture for fuck’s sake! That’s gotta’ hold SOME sway with you.

I can’t wait until Goodell suspends Eli for not protecting the shield.

I’m going to answer on the slim chance that this is a serious question. I’m feeling guilty about people suffering life long injuries for my viewing pleasure. (I was respectful to you, so please don’t hit me with the “they knew what they were getting into” answer.)

I watch a whole lot less NFL than I used to.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

I love Tree of Life. I’m the father of two boys, from an area similar to the one depcited in the film, so that may have something to do with it, but I can hardly even make it through the trailer without tearing up. It’s ponderous, but the parts with Pitt, Chastain and the boys are some of the best depictions of…

It is because you don’t get it though. And that’s fine. Don’t have to be so smug about it.

Love, [Redacted]