I’m sorry, but did he just do the bit from Will Arnett’s guest spot on The Office? Holy shit. He just did it.

so symbolism > potentially killing someone with a 2,000 lbs. box of steel on wheels

I too love slave labor.

It shouldn’t be scary to you. You should adapt and find a new hobby that doesn’t involve watching young, healthy men slam heads against one another, eventually becoming cripples and imbeciles with violence, anger and suicidal problems that their former organizations don’t acknowledge as real

Isn’t it possible that the defender thought he could be called for a safety?

In what fucked up world does a cast iron pan not work on an induction burner? Either you’ve never tried or you’re a liar.

In what fucked up world does a cast iron pan not work on an induction burner? Either you’ve never tried or you’re a…

Wait a second. The platform and the development of that platform are not a product? The fuck are you talking about?

$1800/mo in the East Village sounds like a steal. I live in Portland, OR and I lived around the corner from Powell and 39th, which is the heart of the city’s strip club scene, at the tune of $1500/mo.

Jack Nicklaus was a great basketballer.

Being a SJW often means: suppressing free speech; calling for strict, authoritarian sentencing laws; and pissing all over due process.

Funny how I lived there for 3 months (W Chicago Ave near Ukr. Village) and saw someone get shot to death outside of my apartment. I don’t mean “someone got shot outside my apartment.” I mean “I saw someone get shot to death outside my apartment.”

dude, between your resident socialist being a white guy who went to Morehead and Albert Burneko looking like a virgin who has never taken his flip flops off, jesus fucking christ you guys are insufferable...

You don’t need to go to the gym. Learn to do good bodyweight squats and do 5 sets of 8-10 reps. Then, five sets of pushups (to the point that you can no longer do a good-form pushup, whether it’s 1 or 15 reps) and five sets of pull-ups with as many resistance bands (looped around your feet and attached to the bar) as…

This is fucking bizarre. I just watched the video of him playing John Wall one-on-one this afternoon, googled him to see if he ever amounted to anything. Latest video posted was about how he was transferring to OKST.

I forget... what did Michael Jordan say about Republicans again?

Chris Berman PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

I’m a millennial. I don’t give a fuck about this game. I’ve never installed a game on my phone. I’ve never cared about comic book movie adaptations (but I did see Deadpool and it was really good).

Griffey sliding into home in the bottom of the 11th, making my 6'4", 300 lbs. uncle cry.

more salt from Deadspin’s biggest asshole

The Warriors will be a much better playoff team, as, on average, the top 6 players on a roster see their MP significantly increased in the playoffs. Regular season? They will miss Ezeli, Barnes and Bogut, as they were all good-but-not-exceptional players who made smaller contributions to wins over a longer season.