Not necessarily. There are adults who die because they think that eating apricot seeds will cure them of the cancer.

He obviously just made a strong defensive play, but for some reason you chose not to play that.

who gives a flying fuck

What are performance incentives aside from number of wins? Has anyone seen the language?

I’m a huge Prince fan and this is near unwatchable for me.

uh Knicks fan here what the fuck are you babbling about

Prince Fielder is fat as a fucking pig. Isn’t that dude a vegan? Chill on the Doritos, pal.

Tom, you must be from either downstate NY, Long Island or N. NJ. Didn’t you do The Stryder once? And now a Purchase grad?

The Heat will be back to mediocrity without Whiteside next year. He is one of the most productive players in the NBA and replacing a guy who can score 21 points on 11 shots is very, very difficult in this league.

I’m always impressed by how terrible the graphics are for this bit. Those flames at the bottom are hilariously stupid.

Is this a non-sequitur? Seems negligent.

The ‘96 team had the most dominating, peerless player in league history, and his name was neither Michael Jordan nor Scottie Pippen.

Francis wasn’t good for long. Don’t make the retarded mistake that retards make when they say, “Player X is the best player in the league according to this stat? Doesn’t pass the smell test!”

Have you tried to return your degree yet? I hear return policies can be a real challenge with those.

The guy has a .627 TS% in 634 MP this year. How much dick does a UFA have to suck to get a job in this league?

You may not understand what zero-growth mean. The number of wins in an NBA season never changes. Only the allocation of the wins changes. Shut the fuck up.

this is the best comment I’ve read in ten years of Deadspin

LITERALLY WHO GIVES A FUCKING FUCK

yea u now your

that’s what this douchebag looks like?