Tom, you must be from either downstate NY, Long Island or N. NJ. Didn’t you do The Stryder once? And now a Purchase grad?

The Heat will be back to mediocrity without Whiteside next year. He is one of the most productive players in the NBA and replacing a guy who can score 21 points on 11 shots is very, very difficult in this league.

I’m always impressed by how terrible the graphics are for this bit. Those flames at the bottom are hilariously stupid.

Is this a non-sequitur? Seems negligent.

“their proper context” is bullshit subjectivism

The ‘96 team had the most dominating, peerless player in league history, and his name was neither Michael Jordan nor Scottie Pippen.

Francis wasn’t good for long. Don’t make the retarded mistake that retards make when they say, “Player X is the best player in the league according to this stat? Doesn’t pass the smell test!”

Have you tried to return your degree yet? I hear return policies can be a real challenge with those.

The guy has a .627 TS% in 634 MP this year. How much dick does a UFA have to suck to get a job in this league?

You may not understand what zero-growth mean. The number of wins in an NBA season never changes. Only the allocation of the wins changes. Shut the fuck up.

this is the best comment I’ve read in ten years of Deadspin

LITERALLY WHO GIVES A FUCKING FUCK

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Because they have no competition and people willingly cede their rights to use new technology. Google knows more about you than you know about yourself, but how much does that bother you? Enough to quit Gmail, which logs your habits and sells them to third-parties?

that’s what this douchebag looks like?

It’s pretty wack to be out in Portland and see 19-year-olds taking selfies every half block for their Snapchat feed. Wish I were kidding. This shit is raw and it’s happening everywhere. Vapid content creating is on the rise because it’s easier than ever. It’s fucking real.

I bought a $300 10" pillow-top mattress on Amazon due to the high average rating and descriptions by other users. Added a memory foam topper for another $100. I could not be happier. My friend bought a Tempurpedic in a showroom for about ten times that and wishes he could bring it back.

I bought a $300 10" pillow-top mattress on Amazon due to the high average rating and descriptions by other users.…

If you’re lifting alone, every lift should be spotted by support bars. You never know when you’re going to tear a pec or slip a disc. I assure you that 135 lbs. may not be much to bench compared to your 275 work sets, but it sure as hell doesn’t feel good on your throat.

Do people actually care about The Matrix past the first movie? The 2nd and 3rd are unwatchable.

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