Is there any indication of how Henson was dressed when all of this shit went down? It seems to me that a lot of young guys go into boutique places wearing sweatsuits and expect to be taken seriously because “don’t profile me, bro.” I’m not really into classism, but if I’m about to buy a $10,000 watch, I might want to…

If you’ve spent any amount of time on Liveleak, which stupidly I have, you will see that many armed robberies of jewelry stores involves the jeweler unlocking cases and displaying product, at which point the robbery is initiated. Walking in with guns held high is a risk, especially if the display cases are unbreakable…

it’s a two-hour inside joke and only teenage stoners are on the inside with Rock and C.K.

I hate so much about what you choose to be

stop the puns now, please stop the puns

somehow the whinging critic has brightened my day

‘01 Luis Gonzalez breaks his bat wtf

cool guy over here, has the Warby Parker glasses and everything

then go ahead and submit a résumé you whinging critic scum

brilliant, just brilliant

Fucking Mae? Get the fuck out of here. Deadspin is a site for adults, not 16-year-old scene girls.

This place is worse than fucking Reddit. Puns aren’t funny. Stop.

Do you guys really just throw your money at speculative shit for the hell of it? I tend to not do that, because money is easier to spend than earn.

Great Kinja, both of you.

I get it, because there’s a commercial

“The 49ers won! What the hell is wrong with you guys?”

here’s a follow-up: suck my fucking dick you scrub

weird how I didn’t watch a single game yesterday

Absolutely not. The end of NBA and NCAA basketball games make me want to quit sports forever.

After seeing “touchdown, commercial, kickoff, commercial, play, time out, commercial,” I realized that my first NFL game would be my last this season. Fuck that shit.