Goddamn, shut up, screaming fags.

Uh, too bad, pussy.

Mike Martz is a pedophile and Marvin Harrison sucks Obese Sportswriters’ fiveskin.

The Stanford band - - ooh! So edgy!

Gawker Media’s First Name Douche Game just keeps getting stronger. Tanner.

The fuck is clapping back? Dumb cunts.

Maybe go with the Touch of Gray over Real Black.

Way wrong. Stunner is a fully seated move that requires more follow through from Sherman.

So you fill your instagram with dick-hardening images, and then play SJW?

Bill Walton is the loudmouth jackoff in the back seat who won’t stop talking about how stoned he is after one hit.

You’re wrong. You dumb cunt.

What a fag.

Now, who would punch that little guy, I mean, he’s not an Absolutely Punchworthy Douche, is he?

Yes. You fucking moron.

Fuckin’ DOUCHE.

Please knock every Piano Key Tooth out of Cam’s face.

Fucking cowards and their fucking phones.

SWJ White Knight pussies all butthurt and what not.