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The joke from Ferrari is that the first person who tries it is actually banned from buying a Ferrari for life.

Top Gear UK didn't just get me going on cars, it's hands down the best travel show around, which is a whole new dimension you don't hear many "petrol-heads" talk about. The best episodes were the adventures out into the world's wild and unpredictable roads, which had a fantastic way of making you feel like you went

Your navigation screen that's stuck displaying the Land Rover logo isn't broken, it's the diagnostic computer displaying what's at fault with the car.

Whatever...I can't aFord it.

For some reason, I don't think that "Little Chris" wants to be mentioned in anything government associated.

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I think the worst stereotype in the auto-journo world is that the CR guys are a bunch of toaster testers who only care about reliability and practicality. I bet if they could release one edition of Hoonsumer Reports a year...they would do it.

Well, Nicholas, you have sent me an excellent question from your iPhone, and I can think of nothing better to do than respond using my own iPhone. Unfortunately, my fingers are too fat to type properly, and I often end up sending inexplicable Emojis while I'm trying to sext with my girlfriend.

Nick Murray = best YouTube channel. He deserves more Jalopnik love.

I wouldn't be surprised if Carmax has already projected record losses for 2018. Corportate restructuring is imminent.

The warranty ends December 7, 2018. Not sure what to do then, but I think about it a lot. Write a book? Go on an expedition to find myself? See the world? All are possible.

Snowballerz gotta snowball.

I'll be honest; I was pretty conflicted about running this at all. I mean, I don't know the guy, he's just one person, and why defend a big company? But the issue here is his fervor just isn't directed at the right place at all. There's nothing wrong with his desire for a spare, but to make this just about Cadillac is

They've got the capital. As long as it doesn't bias the product, which Speedhunters does a pretty good job of avoiding. Hell, EA could write a Chris Harris mode into some driving game, where the car will not, under any circumstances, go straight, or where you can play a small brown man in red shorts in other games.

I am absolutely stupefied! In my wildest dreams, I never envisioned it would look like this. I LOVE IT!

HOLY SHIT A JALOP TAHT ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CAR NEW INSTEAD OF USED.