Clearly, you know nothing about the science behind actual time travel. 88 MPH is a very important figure in flux-capacitor based time travel, as it is the lowest factor of C allowing for a 1.21 GW temporal-capacitive reaction. Time travel could certainly be achieved at a lower factor of C, but it carries an…

On the drive home yesterday I caught myself looking down into the cab of a Semi Truck :)

Someone has to tranquilize him, and then a crew of four does it in two hours.

Well yeah, he drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden in a Fury.

So I bought this E500 instead of a new camry based on a post by this one guy who said it was super easy to maintain a Mercedes and I was a sucker for buying Camry. Anyways....it had a creaking noise when the steering wheel was turned so I hit up the local MB forums where these rich doodz told me I needed to get a…

I wish COTD was still a thing...

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

Here we see Kanye West taking a Kanye Rest so that he can be at his Kanye Best for a Kanye Test.

For his sake, I hope so. Because when he’s around cameras, he seems like a person I’d like to punch in the face.

This seems more appropriate here than as a late addition in the other thread:

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

Good parenting right here. Well done Torch. Star Wars needs to be passed on to future generations.

Well, you do have to respect his work ethic. He only murders during work breaks, and then goes right back to work as if nothing had happened during the break — I know I’m not that committed to my job.

Don’t you mean it would drive you into 1 Infinite Loop?

I’ve had no problem fighting through the sausage fest.

A tent just raised in assless leather chaps everywhere.

Nope.

Yeah dude. It’s been an adjustment. For instance, I’m considerably happier now.

Drug dealing is 100% commision-based pay, no overtime.

I watched that race live here in Detroit on ESPN (I think). It was quite early in the morning and I had my son up with me. He was about 5 years old at the time. I was grooming a young F1 fan and he was as excited as I was for the race. I am die-hard Ferrari fan, so the red cars chasing behind Senna at the time of…