This seems more appropriate here than as a late addition in the other thread:

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

Good parenting right here. Well done Torch. Star Wars needs to be passed on to future generations.

Well, you do have to respect his work ethic. He only murders during work breaks, and then goes right back to work as if nothing had happened during the break — I know I’m not that committed to my job.

I’ve had no problem fighting through the sausage fest.

A tent just raised in assless leather chaps everywhere.

I’ve got a thing for sleepers. Original dog dish hub caps, steel wheels, and a 572 with nitrous. NP all day.

Metric conversion: 9.4 liters. or 1.18 liters per cylinder. more displacement than an entire ford fiesta... in each cylinder.

Yeah dude. It’s been an adjustment. For instance, I’m considerably happier now.

+1 on this.

that's what she said...

Damn. This guy will not accept any reasonable offer!!

$10k more for Lambo doors. Why didn’t I do that?

Drug dealing is 100% commision-based pay, no overtime.

Kansas City and fatherhood have really taken a toll on you, huh man?

Vinyl wrap! If the buyer doesn’t want Camo, they can peel it off for under $20! It’s win-win!

take a screenshot of it driving over the PT cruiser and leave that with the caption "I'll park where I want" under the windshield.

The perpetrator...

The solution here is clear.

I watched that race live here in Detroit on ESPN (I think). It was quite early in the morning and I had my son up with me. He was about 5 years old at the time. I was grooming a young F1 fan and he was as excited as I was for the race. I am die-hard Ferrari fan, so the red cars chasing behind Senna at the time of…