It’s funny that one of these guys hid his shove behind a play-act of basketball and then ran to the ref to complain about a whistle, while the other one came straight at him and did not pretend to be doing anything other than shoving a motherfucker, and you think the one who did not bother to hide behind the rules…

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

(Crosses Fingers) Please can Dickie V. Please can Dickie V. Please can Dickie V. And Coachman.

This article just proves the problem with society. You write the half truth and uneducated people take it as the full truth. I paid capital gains tax on my investments so that must mean that I am paying a“ lower rate on that than you are, even though you fucking work for your money.” The problem with this is that I…

Yeah, I’m actually very confused by the asshole tone of this article.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

BUT! It involves a rich guy! So Deadspin cannot advocate on his behalf. Rich and successful = evil around here!

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

He already dropped a MOAB in the middle of a diplomatic crisis with Russia, signaling that he will go all the way up to using nuclear weapons, which is a pretty big provocation.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

This seems in the same vein as Oregon not letting people pump their own gas. Gotta artificially maintain them jobs!

LOL. Apple Watch and a Pixel?

Despite Jalopnik’s desire to smear and end all ride sharing companies, I know my friends and I (and legions of people) here in San Diego will continue to gleefully use Uber and Lyft because they are 10x better than the alternative. So yeah, keep trying Jalopnik.. it isn’t going to work.

Welp, I’ll be driving home from the bars drunk I guess. Since there are no all-electric environmentally-sensitive unionized 51% woman organically grown non-profit no animal testing car ride companies to choose from, and taxis in my city are next to impossible to get at 2 am, I must drive after my eight martini happy…

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

What’s the excuse for having such an old ass phone?

1. Call and cancel, it’s common decency and polite.
   

“PLUS they’d be raising their own children.” 

Fans don’t “have” a team. Owners have teams. Fans watch teams.

I hope you feel dumb now.