The FDNY reported the incident as a “crash landing,” but the Deputy Commissioner Public Information for the NYPD later clarified it was a “hard landing.”

You wanna know how I know you’ve never driven one?

Should an adult really need to be told not to take a customer’s car for their own errands?

But the old 403 begs for it. Just look how it dresses, all flat and straight with underpasses and great sight-lines and farms for as far as the eye can see.

As a King you must know these things.

Can they just make an EV version of this and call it a day? I’m sure they can fit a big battery in it’s 18 foot wheelbase

If things go according to plan, I will finally, at 51 years of age, get myself licensed to ride and possibly buy a motorcycle. I’m thinking something used, with a budget of $3,000 for the bike itself and another grand for gear.

Auto Industry: Your cars aren’t safe. We need to make them bigger, uglier, heavier, more automated, more complicated, and less fun.

America: K. *buys motorcycles*

I like this idea, but carrying the trunk with the hatch seems like an unnecessary complication, and requires very strong hinges and struts to achieve. May I present my alternative option? I call it the drawerback:

I wonder if there’s any chance it actually fell onto the windshield from the top of a truck.

Could have been the old I cleared the whole damn car, but wait I’m late, F the roof no one clears the roof of the car anyway.....

You can especially tell it isn’t Burnout because it happened recently.

Why did you turn?

Does anyone else find it weird that it looks like they used the headlight from the ‘15-’17 Mustang rather than going with the 2018 updated headlight? Or am I the only one who thinks this?

If those are inches, I’ve got a 10 ft dick.

But there’s a third option. The de-badge. Which is clearly better.

I’ve been asked that same question a number of times, and have come to the conclusion that there is no one right answer to that, and especially not an answer that will sway those that don’t get it.

This circumstance, as many others are, can be explained with: “Dumb, fucking pigs!”

Seriously. And how does anyone think deploying spike strips on a road that has a corridor of stopped cars filled with people is a good idea?

66/67 Dodge Charger electro-luminescent cluster. So pretty.  So clear. So bright.