@Aeros: If only i knew that before starting my latest playthrough!

@mustardcanbefun: Aren't you talking about zero point energy?

@cottonwin: No, just No.

I've used my lighter to search under my bed before. Didn't burn down my house. But i don't put it right up against the bottom of the mattress.

I'm just not going to trust bald white men anymore.

@Joe Brown: I'm happy for you.

@Joe Brown: last i checked the magsafe cord on my power brick is almost 6 feet long.

@Vicarious-Chair: That's what she said.

@halopower67: Because the taliban have access to ICBMs. There's only a handful of countries that could potentially shoot this thing down. Most of which wouldn't wage open war against the US.

What happens when you're on jury duty and you start telling your fellow jurors to go to hell? Will you be let go?

yeah, sorry.

1.21 jiggawatts!!!

@Sprzout: maybe the stand is made out of rare earth magnets?

@patdavid: You'll have to excuse my juvenile mind, but....nipples :P

@Sprzout: fucking magnets, how do they work!??

Oh Lawd.

@countjackula: How would they(it?) survive the friction from entering the earth's atmosphere?

@Andrea Glidden: Maybe he's busting "the robot"?

@salaczar: The customers who also bought list is pretty funny.

fucking creepy. Do not want to walk into a movie theater with a hundred people starring at a blurry screen looking like they're all having an epileptic attack.