I like beer.

@John_Hazard: I've been on many flights. I've pretty much gone around the world in back. Window seats are a pain. If you need to use the bathroom. Guess what, you need to bother the people sitting towards the aisle and climb over them. Aisle seats are where it's at. And you get that extra leg space too.

What the fuck. I lost my hope in humankind years ago. But what the fuck. You can't take care of your own baby?

I'm a Taurus now. GTFO.

@countjackula: White wine is for women.

@FrankN.Stein: it's ok. Those ladies were a welcome surprise. :)

I wonder how humanity is going to fight back. Watching the trailer gave me the impression the aliens don't have the usual force field technology. So i'm guessing high powered ammunition is going to be their weakness.

uncanny valley.

@_MARVKO_: That would be bad news, and probably a restraining order too.

@Hotscot: But what happens when the batch file get's over-ridden by your subconscious wanting to travel to the other side of the world? You'll wake up from your drunken stupor half way out of town on the freeway. XD

I always wondered what would have happened if the pirates had shot an rpg at the oil tanker they captured.

@Settings: Like porn?

@Badlands99: It would need more racist undertones for him to appreciate it.

@im.thatoneguy3: pretty much the same story for me. But i really need to go Ross and Target one of these days and just get a shit ton of shirts.

What in the name of all that is gadget is that thing? And what does it do?

@screaminscott: I have the uncanny ability to predict "who dun it" in those crime shows. "I told you so" just seems so right.

@SilentAssassn87: poor ole Diaz.

If those are the same trees in the background i'll shit bricks.

The dick jokes that could be made with some minimal photoshopping. hmm