@OMGWTF_BBQ: I used to love doing this to the computers in my highschool library. Till they got a competent admin, and he found out it was my login causing all of that. So i was banned from using the computers.

@memorium: Not really, in certain combinations the offspring is infertile. The offspring would have to be fertile for Veraxus' definition to work.

@EllenRose: I thought they ruled them out because they haven't found more than one skeleton?

@sspencerwire: Pigs are smarter than apples or penguins. So yeah..

I want one, but give me a slideout keyboard. That's all.

@das7002: There is an American Continent. You're just too fucking narrow minded to realize that "America" isn't the United States of America. There are other countries in the world; which may somehow blow your mind. And since you wanted to use wikipedia as a source, i'll just make you eat your own ignorance.

@Jukebox...meh.: There's more countries which speak spanish, and there are more people which speak spanish. I'm right on both accounts. Now take your little entitled star ego, and stick it somewhere.

@das7002: The american continent or the Americas consists of both South and North America. Good day.

@das7002: American Continent, try again.

@techinfo001: But it wasn't moving. It was completely stationary.

I used to go this bar where they had this vertical row of seemingly pointless red and white leds. But if you squinted your eyes it turned into a marlboro logo.

@Sabbatai: Spanish, nice try though.

@Jesse_Astle: I thought you were supposed to suspend your disbelief once you hear/read the words "Santa Claus". I'm just saying.

@Architectin: The best way to watch movies you think are going to suck.

@sob157: Every other country in the world sucks so much dick. Islams are the devil. America fuck yeah!

@Bluecold: Take the inverse of your statement. And eat it.

...or you could learn the most spoken language on the american continent.

@ceti: because he masturbates too much?

@DanBroChill: Push ups and sit ups are my morning routine.

I can already eat like a santa and not gain any weight...