@TemplaAlcathous: Should have told the guy not to be an asshole and steal his keys.

@habsfan321: True...i don't think ive ever payed for porn.

epic win.

@osiris73: Looks like you screwed around too much.

o.O

@Improbable: I like how the melting ice changes the taste of the whiskey over the time it takes me to drink it.

Oh blue turtle shell how we hate you.

@Mapple: Not really, i like sitting on my ass and headshotting* avatars of people.

@001: Err..how about this one? Killing people is not my style?

@[DFX] Deimos: *blank stare*

@chickdigger802: aha...

@chickdigger802: Don't you mean it the other way around? Due to the perspective of the shot it looks like the top part has a higher density of floors making it look like a smooth surface.

@LegacyCrono: Form over function perhaps?

I have no idea who James Lipton is.

@Yerzriknot: I doubt they would let me join anyways, i have dual citizenship.

@fullsoul: Try reading the parts of a flower out loud and not snickering.

@The5thElephant: One Mach= about 1200kph.

I did an IQ test once online and got a join-the-Army application form. I didn't get my IQ result either. :(

woah..thanks Jesus for posting a picture of that Desert. I didn't even know it existed, and much less in Brazil.