One, two, three penis jokes go!

@nutbastard: I reason that they grew up with subpar technology, so they've been yelling into the phone for years and haven't gotten around to lowering their voice.

Well they're not all assholes. Both my parents don't seem to understand that they don't need to yell into a mic to be heard. "HELLO?" "YES THIS IS ___". I can understand for older people, but for people in their 20's-30's not so much.

@Mr_Biggles:Windows 7 was my idea: Usually jokes about mass murder don't fly. Take your brain out of the cesspool.

@Mr_Biggles:Windows 7 was my idea: The japanese were already losing the war. Your point=idiotic.

@deanbmmv: I was thinking more on the lines of.. "psst A-Bombs = no good"

@bennyaltuca: Dan Brown much?

@Evan, How Dare you Sir!: Hey Jesus was a cool guy. Go mess with Einstein.

@nolabar10der: I've re-installed windows 5 times this year on my Bootcamp partition..ive grown tired of downloading all the security add-ons for firefox and avira+zonealarm. I used use Adblock+noscript in Firefox and Avira+Zonealarm. Everyone that tried using my computer would give up. :P

@HeroOfTomorrow: Those tricksy tricksy bloggers.. #baconsunrise

yolk? #baconsunrise

i'm still waiting for jesus 2.0 #vatican

I hope they finally got a there animations out of 1998 and into 2009. Those were funky.. to say the least. especially the running ones.