I must disconcur.

The extended swingarm made it all possible. 

How do you afford all those pails? 

That is a very niche choice, please proceed with your quest.

Aye! I’m always the guy asking the sales person if there is any way to delete standard features.

Don’t tell the Audi Guys about Panteras! I still have DiTomaso dreams of my own.

...Yugo-with-mismatched-wheels ownership does hasten that process. Four matching wheels would solve everything.

The definitive feel-good hit film of 1959 already worked out that scenario.

That sounds like the grid at LeMons.

I’d replace speed limits with momentum limits. Then my CRX could go just about any speed it wants! Dave Colman suggested this years ago in his SCC column. 

That bodes ill for my on-board boiled cabbage and roasted chestnut concession. 

That's the incorrect reason to not buy a Porsche. Get it!

Capitalism doesn’t care whether you live or die.

L. B. Jefferies? Got any plans for next week?

...couldn't get around it, eh?

Be sure to use period correct anti corrosion technology. Whale blubber coated cast iron, maybe?

*test soapbox lid for secure fit*

I have so many questions about the daily itinerary and pet labor laws. Anyhow, a Honda Element seems like a good fit.

If they added a roll cage, like a GT3, it would Flex predictably.

Yes! I much prefer pneumatic tires that have actual air volume in them.