Is it a skid-steer? Please say it's a skid-steer.

I want to hear more of this story.

Nanu nanu.

How did you get it down to 140°F?

The hexagonal sports slats are Danger Diabolique worthy. 

Toyota Alessandro Volta: will it Gravel Pit?

Uhhh, Yep. The Handbuilt Motorcycle Show in Austin is full of fat scramblers. Who wants a tubby dirtbike?

Yes, this library book that I never returned to Alexandria indicates that the human brain is a heat exchanger and cognition is handled by the heart. A combination pump and cognition-o-tron is a handy thing to have.

At least the paint shines like justice. 

Is pickup a subset of truck, or a set that often overlaps with truck? Is a ute a pickup but not a truck?

...She is trading her MG for a carbon fiber McLaren.

Project.

Perfect for driving to the dog park with my 147 dachshunds. 

To be fair, the world was black and white back then, so it was super hard to read thermometers.

Don't settle for a replica. 

Testing testing, ‘effing Kinja.

Yep, as an avid driver, cyclist, and motorcyclist, I've learned to be visible and be predictable. And, I always look in my mirror before pushing the door open, even in my garage.

Well, they did put him in a movie and make a big star out of him.

In high school, no one can hear you scream. 

My metric is good nights of sleep. Camping is all about trade-offs and these work for me.