Who put the the dachshund into the toaster oven?

If it wasn't camo, would anyone have noticed that it's the new one?

Yes, I am happy to report that for a few miles, the drive shaft was in the bed and our F-150 was in the rare configuration of longitudinal front-engine, front-drive.

For $100M, I will point a camera at the Hot Wheels I already own.

I simultaneously want it and know that it’s a terrible idea. If I were in the market right now, I might feel compelled to go for it.

Ages ago, my dad and I drove a FWD F-150 to the shop. We weren’t dragging parts, but the driveshaft was in the bed.

I thought this would be a story about David Tracy's headlamp.

That is a terrific piece of racing history. I hope it finds a good home. 

Want to grow up to be

Imagine the reactions of 1990 spec car alarms...

Did they talk Stef out of the Axe Murderer all red color palette? 

Well, 'chute. That's not gone to plan.

If I ever live in a place with actual winter, I’m gonna be utterly adrift.

Courier GT all the way!

* Checks calendar, not 1-April yet.*

To verify that the saddle bags on the Harley Road King are still polished. 

Refuel for only 25 cents.

That’s sufficiently avant garde, I might go see that if the tickets were cheap. Mute Macbeth would be even better.

True, I’m on my 3rd set...

I’m interested in electric bikes, but I will miss the desmo valve sounds. I won't miss the dry clutch sounds.