My Subie often contains 5 things from your list. 

In retrospect, I should have rebuilt the engine native to my AE-86 rather than the AE-111 swap. I'll finish the car, someday. 

I love this diner, I feel just like I’m in the 80s feeling just like I’m in the 50s.

Let's NOT try this at home.

I’d host Goodwood Revival North America at my house, every day.

Old race cars are the best, thanks for a good story. 

That is me, in regards to the XF Sportbrake. 

Spec classes sort of keep costs under control. LeMans 2021: Spec 917-30 

I’m sending $1 now, and fully expect an illustrated brochure.

Kinja has been extra terrible all week.

If I'm on a train traveling at the speed of light, and drive a Buick from the rear of the train to the front of the train...

Congratulations to Madison Snow, killer season. 

Counterpoint:

Sure, but it is hard to fit Sunday Morning Coming Down into a story about the C-HR.

Hemholz resonance, thanks, I needed the word for this.

Big Olly, the Parnelli Jones Baja 1970 Bronco is the very best looking truck, having defeated many other trucks rattling around my skull.

996 Turbos are entering this part of their life cycle. 

Self propelled soap?

Depending on the condition of one’s project car, the garagebot could just follow you around. I had a similar idea for a cycling support bot that could carry tools, spares, a wheelset, water, etc.

Peter, your articles are the best thing on Jalopnik. Please keep your ambitious projects going!