Thaaaaat is pretty rad. First new Bimmer to get that reaction from me in a long while.

Bears: They’re what makes a Snackaru a Snackaru.

I prefer the quad round headlights. They pull the crease atop the fender into sharper relief.

How soon can I order a Citroën Panda 4x6 ute?

I’m planning to be the 2nd owner of an XF wagon. Gotta start one savings account for the car and another for the shop.

Distributed Editor Of The Day Award.

The other way to know you’re in trouble is: sibling’s name - dog’s name - your name. That always signaled doom at my house.

The new class is interesting and necessary, but I’m gonna miss peak-LMP1. In 10 years, the LMP1s will already be evocative classics.

I appreciate the white XJ providing A-B comparison.

I imagine using it as an alpine winter city car. I don’t live anywhere near alps or winter.

When you arrive at the circuit, take the time to pull over, stand behind the open door of your idling 911, and stare at the armco, flashback to a wreck, then drive on without a word of exposition.

I have no need to import a Panda 4x4, but I want to.

Spyker is often the answer to sufficiently specific questions.

The pickup is my favorite car in the gallery, genuinely cool.

Sadly, no Garage 56 this year.

A Pontiac GTO, totally American. Err. Errrrr.

Ran when sparked.

I would enjoy needing this.

Give me a minute to clone the proximity shovel.

Somewhere in Rhode Island, there is an equally baffling Protégé limo.