Oh Myyyy!!

The same, but much much, so much classier...

Meth fueled, coke is only for executive use. That’s why the Executive Washroom is always locked.

Jeese, and she was only one letter away from a corporate endorsement...

“I looked insane on the road.”

TL:DR I think this would read better if the headline and story put quotes on all instances of “journalist”. That is what they’ll have in their “newsroom”.

Hay, can I get those fender blisters in a matte black with a sort of grainy surface?

I trust your maths :)

I learned that from my late Aunt, she always said “You gotta feel the goods!)

Also my WR>< (I have no Eks key) in 2001. But I think these three examples were no Made In USA... It DOES make a difference!

“there are many regional variations on dialect across North America*. We all speak English (mostly!**)“

“Why must you be like this, America? It’s just making things awkward”

Rich Energy? I’ve heard some things about them...

I did just see a headline that GM was setting up channels to compete with

Ima bet that never happened :)

My first thought was I payed $$$$$ for laser eyes, so I can see that clearly???

The non-profit’s pay wall... a 21st century irony...

Unless you’re Tiger Woods, married a Swedish model; then cheated on her. Maybe she snored?

Better.  :)