This opens so many new culinary paths for Cinnabon, it's hard to know where to begin.

This opens so many new culinary paths for Cinnabon, it's hard to know where to begin.

As soon as I found out that Jeff Speakman and Don "The Dragon" Wilson wouldn't be involved, my interest level dropped to zero

As soon as I found out that Jeff Speakman and Don "The Dragon" Wilson wouldn't be involved, my interest level dropped to zero

Yes, I'll never forget it. I remember well that Sunday morning, just a boy of 9 innocently watching Spongebob. As soon as it was over, I was overcome with an unquenchable desire to stick my tongue down my best friend Billy's throat. Unfortunately, he ran away from me, so to satisfy the strange urges welling up within…

Yes, I'll never forget it. I remember well that Sunday morning, just a boy of 9 innocently watching Spongebob. As soon as it was over, I was overcome with an unquenchable desire to stick my tongue down my best friend Billy's throat. Unfortunately, he ran away from me, so to satisfy the strange urges welling up within…

"Shed feathers of baby ducks"

"Shed feathers of baby ducks"

So now ED 209 just carries a sawed-off and whistles as a warning?

So now ED 209 just carries a sawed-off and whistles as a warning?

So based on the article title, I was expecting to read a review of "Cockeye: The Schlongbow Hunters"…

So based on the article title, I was expecting to read a review of "Cockeye: The Schlongbow Hunters"…

Who cares? Why should anyone care what the music press anoints as "important", by any criteria? While I read plenty of music reviews to get hints about what might be worth a listen, I get far more tips from other music listeners, either friends or via sites like Last.fm. Once I'm led to something new, I make up my own…