Planned Parenthood has prevented more abortions through education and providing birth control than any pro-lifer could ever possibly hope to prevent in their entire lives.

A) You are totally ok calling your kid a jerk.

This totally. I was actually both feeling bummed and rolling my eyes (sorry!) at the amount of justification that had to occur in this comment before she could get the point that she enjoys wine. And then the SHAME as she sat there with her glass of wine (just one, you guys!!) while her kid cried. I would’ve chugged…

I lost a fairly good friend over the whole “mommy this” and “mommy that” bullshit. She would refer to herself as J’s mommy (he is 15) or L’s mommy (age 5) or whatever even if it had nothing to do with children in any way. I swear if a stranger walked up and started a conversation she would probably introduce herself…

I flew from DC to Atlanta a few months ago and this lady (during boarding) had a MELTDOWN because they had to check her bag because 1. It was too big to be carry on and 2. They had to check about 10-15 bags anyway due to space. Hers was an easy decision since it was too large to check. She flipped the fuck out.…

I hate to be “that guy,” (OK, fine, I don’t care), but whenever people say “are you two pregnant?” I always respond with, “No, but my wife is.”

I hate it so much if I ever get pregnant and the father of the baby says that “we’re pregnant" I'm going to run away with the baby and never see him again

I too dislike the “they’re/we’re pregnant!” construction.

NO. Princess Sofia is pregnant. They are both expecting a baby, but unless Prince Carl Phillip has some incredibly rare biological abnormalities, he is definitely not pregnant.