i miss doug...

This was the cringiest, most awkward, probably worst article I’ve read on here. And I’ve been on here since Jalop started.

That is probably the worst thing I have ever read on Jello Picnic.

Adding exclamation points to the end of snark makes it read as disingenuous and hokey rather than satirical or witty. While I’m certainly no professional journalist, both the writing style and swag policy seem to be a generation or two behind what most of us are used to. This is like reading an article from a time…

#COTD

Do less.

What in the actual fuck is this.

It’s kind of like they were trying to attempt some of the absurdness of Doug without really putting in what made it great. Like this line:

Was Ray Wert not available?