Today I learned: Perth looks like Orange County.

These aren’t granny panties. They’re a high-sided thong.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

You should change your underwear more often. You stanky.

Having worked at a dealership, I hope you’re all okay with this because I guarantee any new car you’ve bought has been treated like this or worse by the lot porters.

If this guy wanted to have fun with the car this isn’t what he’d be doing. And you think a GM tech doesn’t know about the camera and valet mode? This is…

I was hoping the story was going to end with “I successfully bagged five of them, which the game warden told me was the limit”!

That’s the tow driver. He’s just attaching the straps to the undercarriage.

I judge people based on the state of cleanliness of their car. If the inside of your car is filled with junk and trash, and the outside has filth all over it......

It’s ugly green. Well, it’s just ugly. It’s unabashedly huge. It has a boat anchor engine.

If my ideal interior choice was “Greyhound Bus”, I would love this car.

Can’t even handle the heat from that hot take

The New Jeep Wrangler’s Roof May Do Three Things It’s Never Done:

Burneko: Get fucked, John Kasich.

The restomodding thing has completely jumped the shark at the Barrett-Jackson and Mecum auctions. Every third car is a classic Corvette body hiding an LS motor and often a full later Corvette’s bones. Every tenth Mustang is a freaking “Eleanor.” And they go for the same or more money than original, unmolested cars.…

You must recognize those same qualities in yourself every time you pass a mirror.

After all of Chrysler’s history with Mitsubishi, why isn’t Sergio chasing them?

Because Coffee & Cars.

Sideboob

I think there’d be open revolt in Auburn Hills if they had to get tied up with the Germans again. That worked out so well last time.