There’d better be high heels under that skirt and there’d better be a pork roast in the oven. I dont care if its Tuesday night!!

So, I’m a business owner and real estate investor, and his business record is not impressive. He started with millions of his dad’s money and proceeded to use corrupt, purchased influence over politicians to build just enough equity to leverage himself to the sky. Then he used the free cash flow to make himself flashy…

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

More-than-a-single-speed transmission.

I have a feeling that the Bachelor picking the wrong girl would be too much of an emergency for him.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

Porsche: “Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

Typical GM fit and finish...

The factory toolkit is a rock and a bottle of vodka

Hell froze over in Russia about 12,000 years ago. Why do you think they invented Vodka. And any Italian designed car built by Slavic workers who don’t give a shit is well, just no.

Exactly. Or I could head over to landcruisersdirect and score this Hi Ace for $16K with 19K on the odo.

No, and everyone knows that which is why your comment is pointless.