Why? Some bags of dirt need to be actively encouraged to stop processing oxygen.

Ranko Veslinovic, I would suggest that you eat my entire ass.

Well, if you leave the vehicle running so you can have the A/C and radio on (it’s summer, and you need good tunes for this activity, I recommend WASP’s F Like a Beast on repeat) and then in the throes of passion, decide to climb over the seats instead of exiting and getting in the back (maybe because you are already…

They learned the HARD way! Get it? GET IT? 

Eh, perhaps. But, who knows, this person may be insured to the point where that would be a favorable outcome.

Yes, even my local radio speculated they were cheating. 4:30 in the morning bumping in a (not) van down by the river?

Wife: “Honey, why is our Range Rover in the news?”

How about no. Real wood is fine, the fake stuff just looks awful.

Fake wood would be decent in some applications, but I’m also a fan of the aluminum weave trim:

Risky Business reboot?

As Is sales needs to be banned, at least for commercial dealers. It is one thing for ordinary folks to be selling something as is, we’re not trying to make a profit or run a business, and can’t be expected to be spending time doing in depth inspections, but a dealer who sells every day? They are either selling…

Any Jeep that is modified to the point that it’s useless for most things. Huge wheels that would be terrible offroad. Suspension so tall it would be a terrible daily driver. So ugly that it’s not a show car. Why did you spend $30k making your Jeep terrible and useless?

The Subaru Outback.

Minivans.

These are not full rules, but seem to be pretty accurate tendencies around where I live.

Anyone driving a Tesla.  If you spend money to line Elon Musks pockets you are the biggest douche on the planet.

Around my neck of the woods, there’s a certain demographic that drives Teslas. FSD is an improvement on their driving.

Tesla, no contest.

Any Subaru. I get cut off merging and what car cut me off? It’s a Subaru. Someone passes me on the interstate and immediately slows down in front of me? Subaru. Person in front of me on the on ramp decides to come to a complete and abrupt stop at the end of the on ramp? Subaru. I get behind some moron driving 10 MPH…

Altima drivers, and Sentra drivers that aspire to be Altima drivers.