You gotta be drunk to put with all those kids. Like my bus drivers back in the day.

How has it taken this LONG to finally realize this lol. This is 100% proof of why FSD has always been utter bullshit. If it can’t do it in what amounts to a 100% controlled environment, what makes anyone think it can do it on a public road.

You woke up this morning and chose violence. Hilarious violence.

“Carolina Squat” is stupid, the whole “stanced” look is dumb (and not exactly safe either, right?), but I reserve my highest level of disdain for any vehicle with an excessively-loud exhaust and their drivers who insist on forcing everyone to hear their crappy vehicle and pay attention to them.

Because smoking is cool.

Ashtrays are are on the “minimum equipment list” and all airplanes are required to have them for safely extinguishing a cigarette in the event someone is dumb enough to light one. Even if they aren’t built into the plane or have been removed, there has to be one somewhere on board and accessible to flight crew.

I guarantee that if they ever remove the sign, the first sound heard on the first commercial flight without one will be some asshole striking a match to light up because “thur in’t no sign saysing uh can’t”. Because ur freedumbs!

Begs the question...is a “car bombing” just called “bombing” or “murder”?

In the cars universe, South America is full of antique Mercedes Limousines

“Coming eight decades after Londoners lived through the German “blitz” in World War II”

AutoPilot FSD RoboTaxi level 2, or 3 ?? unless Elon’s promise turned into reality and hit level 5 soon

Seat belts and unleaded gasoline.

I wonder if the shift from physical buttons and knobs to capacitive screens and crappy software was a shrewd plan to also drive up the price of the vehicles by making lane keeping and adaptive cruise control practically a necessity, since the drivers are looking away from the road so often to adjust things that should…

Anything that takes the driver’s attention away from the business of driving.

Fake engine noises. The one on my Focus ST was particularly maddening and just sounded horrible. If the car isn’t loud enough to be heard inside, fair enough, let me listen to my kids scream or the radio. If I want to hear my car I’ll modify the intake or exhaust to do so (increasingly...I won’t.)

There are three things I want in my car that exist in modern cars: adaptive cruise control, cooled/vented seats, and a back-up camera.

Any smart phone app to control your car. Do not need the hassle and the expense. 

Piped in/synthesized engine noise.  The first car I had that as a feature was a VW GLI.  In sport mode, it was so overdone and obnoxious.  Even in Eco and Normal modes, it just didn’t sound like a real 4-cylinder engine.  They tried too hard to make it sound like a booming V8 and it just didn’t work.  I understand…

Accelerator pedal cutoff when you touch the brake pedal.

Anything that requires creating an account.