If everyone could just let each other exist without lecturing each other on how to do it, we’d all be a lot happier.

I like to think Kershaw has had that feeling since October 22, 2016.

The Cubs would like credit for the win they should have had on April 15 were it not for Marte and his dirtiness.

The outdoor equivalent of learning pivot tables.

“I want it nice and soft”

Please, let’s not.

Don’t be so sure.

How about we get rid of a few of the 10000 commercial breaks we get at every opportunity? That’s where you’ll see time savings.

It was a spur of the moment decision.

Why should I care?

That’s an insult to 5-year-olds everywhere.

“including other teams that could get hot and make a deep run.”