Biggest surprise for me:  Probably Tetris 99.  I could never really get into it myself, but something people assumed to be a joke when it came out turned out to actually be quite good.

I C:\ what you did there.

So what was MS-DOS? 

“I left a series of Xbox Series X boxes at my serious ex’s (Sirius) boxing series one time.”

That’s a real sentence now, thanks to microsoft.

To be fair, there are decent MLB mobile games as well (somehow).  MLB 9 Innings allows for a simulation-like game play and is F2P.  Other games are Perfect Inning and 9 Innings Manager.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Person A: What type of game is Supermash?

“I hit stupid orange cones all the time, ON PURPOSE, because, like Elon, I realize they serve no useful purpose except to hold back a multitide ofimbeciles like you, sitting in your cars, slaves to one stupid little orange cone.”

Absolutely.

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

Articles like this highlight why I stick to single player games, almost exclusively.  Even if 90% of the people playing actually play the game correctly, that remaining 10% can sap the fun out of the entire experience.  Couple that with the toxic language and blaring music that I hear when I play online shooters, and…

Fools. Money. Etc...

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

I don’t like other people as a rule. Always online gaming is annoying shit. I didn’t like it when Diablo 3 rolled out, and my mind hasn’t changed. I’m sometimes amazed I got all the hardcore achievements because of the constant threat of lag or disconnect that hovers over, which can then cause your non ressurectable…

Let me guess, the controllers only work if I shove them up my ass?

Of course this isn’t out in the US. Americans can’t afford ambulances.

Well, we-I mean they! ... uh... the thing is... what you have to understand is... well... I mean... Honestly, what even is “happy” anyways?

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Too bad the Simpsons don’t have a baseball game..