Yeah, I’m pretty sure this supposed “Timofey Mozgov” was actually one of the criminals on Carmen Sandiego, nice try buddy.

C’mon. Asking Golden State fans to remember anything back more than 18 mos. ago is completely unfair. Besides, you made up like half of those supposed Cleveland Cavs. 

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

I contend that the Raptors’ championship is actually worth [checks xe.com] about 25.2% less than any previous title.

“Heartland” is too smarmy. How about “The craplands.”

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

wow, after hearing the phrase relentlessly for a couple years i finally just now realized what a “hot take” is

It will be total hell next year Bash, get away from the cities, the throngs of rude tourists are coming. :P

I’ve been in Japan in 2007, and then again in 2018. With family members, 6 of them, so I suppose I only added to the problem. We are all japanese descendants, have relatives living there. Oh, from Brazil.

I am a Raptors stan since day 1, multiple season ticket holder since 2008-09 and hoping against hope they can win it all.... But this is all I see when I imagine it:

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

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You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

Can’t believe Cloud from Super Smash Bros. is finally getting his own game.

I wish I knew the answer, and I hope Nintendo remains motivated to publish such games. You seldom see much public clamor for these games. Here on Kotaku, traffic for stories about them is usually mediocre to bad (this BoxBoy review, for example, is drawing very few readers... oh well!).

Man, I’m busy.

>.> *whistles innocently, kicks letters around*

>but Netherrealm is working to make progression less painless.
of course Ed Boon would want us to suffer more. #correction

1. Get fire stick for around $20.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

Not only is this the most shocking moment of Snooker I have ever seen, it is also the only moment of Snooker I have ever seen.