This made me chuckle.

This is the best headline I’ve ever seen on Kotaku

Seems like a great opportunity for Wizards of the Coast to do some PR / free advertising...

Full “proper” translation here: http://legendsoflocalization.com/lets-take-a-peek-at-zero-wings-all-your-base-translation/

He sounds like an American trying to do an Australian accent.

Thanks for the great article BTW. Gripping! I kept waiting for you to get to the part where you were finally caught (again) and unceremoneously fired.

Another 80s kid here. You are 100 percent correct. Remember the giant Game Boy demo kiosk?

Good news, everyone! You don’t have to buy a game on launch day; you can wait a few days for reviews to come out, if you want to.

Makes for interesting 1990s SEGA-style marketing. “Make the Swtich... to Nintendo!”

This is great! I hope BMW North America sees this and does something nice for him.

I can’t get to Minnesota, so I can’t participate. Curious, did Kluwe personally authenticate its location for you?

Something slightly similar happened to me in July. I was traveling (at a retro game convention, incidentally) and I lost my copy of Super Smash Bros. — it apparently popped out of my 3DS and fell out of my pocket after that. NBD, I bought another (used) copy... and realized I hadn’t backed up the save data onto the…

It took me 97 hours and 22 minutes to realize I hate Tomodachi Life for Nintendo 3DS.

You can play as Wario in Super Mario 64 DS. Does that count? :P

Cecilia, this was a really enjoyable piece of gaming history. Well done!

Point taken! And I’ve had a change of heart since I tried defending After Years to you a few years ago. It really is just a repeat. I’ve played a lot more Final Fantasy since then (IV was my first and I played AY immediately afterward).

So Jason, you really think The After Years is worse than All the Bravest? ;)