My exceptionally unrealistic wish list:

As a Mavericks fan, I approve of this comment.

*SPIT TAKE*

Tell me about it. There are certainly far worse places in the U.S. to live, and I have a great job that I love... but I never really felt at home here.

We both work at CNN Center! REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY

I’ve lived here five years and stayed only because of the job. If I ever get laid off, I’ll be out of town before the sun sets.

GRAH-dee-us

It’s definitely coming West later this year. No reason to expect Nintendo will cancel it at this point.

Came for this. Was not disappointed.

Trivia: Mario’s Game Gallery was Charles Martinet’s first time voicing Mario, just prior to Super Mario 64’s debut.

If you beep the horn, does it make a “KWEH” sound? I’d totally buy one just for that

Maybe there’s not enough floor space at Nintendo World to set up what they’re planning. Besides, the Only Nintendo Store in the Western Hemisphere gets pretty much all the other great Nintendo events...

WTF is going on here

Nice scope zoom transition effect off the top there. 10/10

I only just today picked up on the “Super Bell Subway” / “Super Bowl Sunday” pun. I guess there are some Seahawks fans on Nintendo’s Washington State-based localization team.

Heck, I think his time in Dallas is already over. I do not believe Carlisle will play him in the rest of what will likely be a very short playoff run, and for that matter I expect we’ll hear an announcement by tomorrow that he has cleaned out his locker. There’s no way this guy can even be on the bench for Game 3.

I was forbidden from playing in arcades (or at home, for that matter). One day, my brother and I smuggled home a copy of Mortal Kombat II.

??? I’ve been doing the “slam on the brakes when you hear spiny shell incoming” thing for as long as I’ve played the game... it’s the only strategy that works... not totally clear what the banana peel did. But he’s a far better racer than me.

I’d been clean and sober for like a year. Never went back to that game. Now you’ve gone and made me go order an Apple Watch.

Winner