This game would be terrifying.

At first I thought this was Dark Helmet for the forthcoming LEGO Spaceballs.

Probably my favorite Highlight Reel so far. I about lost it in the Skyrim clip, then did again for the GTA V paramedics. GOLD.

xD

This one's my personal favorite take on that tune:

Ugh, the creator put them on a German torrent site that is blowing up my browser with ads and pop-ups. Surely there is a better alternative?

Great animation! Have you heard from Yacht Club Games? I think they would love it

(dying)

I was gonna say - FINALLY you win one, right under the wire for 2014! 'Bout time

Nothing to see here

Europeans, evidently

I've heard the music in the above before, but I had no idea it was the original 3DO soundtrack. I always assumed it was a really sharp remix of the DOS version! In a way, it was.

I remember seeing this movie as a kid and being thrilled that much of it was shot in and around Reno, Nevada, where I lived at the time. Then, I saw the Super Mario Bros. 3 footage and I absolutely lost my mind. I don't remember much of the film other than that, and the famous "It's so cool" line, though that's…

I completely relate. I was not even a little bit interested in amiibo after they were announced — and I'm a 100 percent pure Nintendo fanboy. I even responded to a survey Nintendo emailed me by saying I had no plans to buy any amiibo at all.

If you cover up the very bottom of the letters in the LEAP Motion logo, you get "I FAP"

I work there, in Atlanta. It's actually a very nice place to work, with excellent benefits. I'm happy enough that I have no desire to spill secrets to Jalopnik (but we're pretty much an open book; everything ends up on TVNewser and Mediaite eventually)

And she will not run into any trees.

There was a "Chrono Trigger 2" sort of, Chrono Cross. But still.

WINNER

As @icedrake523 said, the Comic Sans is a very nice touch. 10/10 would fall for it again