Well isn’t this just the diarrhea icing on the turd cake

After the Dark Souls 3 strategy guide “Estus Flask” edition that came with a molded green buttplug, I’ve given up hope on any and all collector editions. 

There are more restrictions and quality control filters in terms of the approval process for publishing applications through the app store (major pain in the ass for any devs out there) compared to the play store, but there is a misconception that Apple products are hack proof.

Yeah I’m struggling to find a link in the article as well. Pneumonia is an absolute killer. Steve Jobs was a white male billionaire, but couldn’t beat cancer.

The bears defense didn’t give up a rushing touchdown until the 4th quarter of this past game against buffalo. 

Both sports are equally dumb, but nothing is dumber than the pudgy 35 year old American white guy who became the overnight hardcore soccer fan.

Is christoph waltz a nazi because he played one in inglorious bastards?

I took this awful course during my MBA called ‘corporate finance theory’ with homework that would ask very abstract questions that would take hours to answer.

what’s going to happen to the port environment of the switch once the next generation of consoles arrives? the switch is impressive enough as is, but devs are making tons of scarifices to get games ported to the switch. I want to buy one to have something portable to replace my beloved vita, but I’m concerned about…

holy fuck. what if....

exactly. Same people that think adding bacon and other shit to a grilled cheese is so revelatory and somehow able to be classified as a grilled cheese still. No, you just made a sandwich you dork. 

Yeah, but theres so much goat meat

Original cheddar cheese pretzel > everything else

1. Assemble bread

do you think he understands that? haha

no

“To be honest, the science isn’t totally clear on this, but we asked some experts anyway.”

this is fantastic advice. I normally don’t have any problem speaking or presenting to crowds or rooms of people, and around people I know well or in casual settings, I am a pretty outspoken person who has no problem conversing with people and trying to make them laugh. However, in more formal, professional settings…

Retrotink seems like they are on to something. But if people want the best possible image quality on a non-crt TV with their un-modded consoles, they are probably already enthusiasts, so $450 might not be too expensive for them to see the subtle improvements. 

not as rare as the WarMech! haha