Why would you want to oppress poor white men? They're poor.

Do you want quotas? Do you want hiring to depend on RACE?

I have no concerns over the skills of people of color. I find the idea of only awarding films that meet some arbitrary quota to be well, a quota system that judges people on their race or gender rather than their actions. No thanks.

Ah, diversity shall now be artistically mandatory. But we're totally not trying to tell you how to *create art*.

The DNC colluded against the Sanders campaign to the point that the chair resigned over it. Sanders personally called on Wasserman Schultz to resign. They demonstrably fucked him over. Sorry.

Fair enough.

Wait. Cuz you think she's Jewish?

She's like if Brooklyn could sigh.

Oh Esther Zuckerman, you are incapable of even talking about a movie without mentioning privilige.

You're absolutely right, it was Costello! That was killing me placing it.

I loved Gosling channeling Stan Laurel when he finds the corpse by the tree.

A) I'm not pleased. Not with pop culture, politics nor myself. I should have spent less time campaigning for a terrible candidate and more time trying to undermine the decay at the core of my party. The left is sexist and racist. We need to change.

Proof?

You tell me. I can't tell anymore.

We have entered Peak Outrage. First, Katie summons some strange Real American strawperson. Ms. Rife…WHO are you talking about out there saying feminists need their abortion card punched? You imply that it's some kind Trumpism by blasting Real America *and* hipsters. What in the fuck are you talking about? This is…

So…ad hominem?

Nah. The AV Club turned into social justice morons this year. Endless articles attacking wrongthink. They politicized pop culture every day. They deserve scorn. Fuck them.

Be a shame if you ever made an argument.

What solution? Clinton? She's the establishment, and we hate the establishment.

Yes. Why?