Alternative headline: “Jesus stopped while trying to drive a Demon out of Indiana”

My two cents:

No . . . no . . . no, it’s not awesome. While it’s not considered an insult in this day and age to call a performance car company SUV a “sell out” or a “cash in” because they’re subsidizing future REAL performance vehicles for us gear heads, the Urus is not awesome because it is a sell out and a cash in. And not in…

Man, no shit: when I did the launch drive for this car back in 2014, they had all this British stuff everywhere. Union Jack flags, The Who and the Stones playing all over the place. But all the engineers there were German guys! “You like the new Mini, ja? Das ist ein kleiner Rennwagen, ja?”

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

I feel like the Bentley Mulsanne looked classier until its recent facelift.

It’s a very subtle redesign, but that’s probably a good thing. The phantom is probably the classiest looking sedan on the market. It’s hard to capture that pre-war vibe in a modern car, but the phantom pulls it off.

Heading down I-87, the cruise control was set at 64 miles per hour, and there were no other cars on the road in front of us.

I’ve been pulling for Aston Martin Racing since they brought out the Prodrive built Vantage GTE in 2012. So to see both Astons cross the line in formation like that, after all their Le Mans struggles and the tragedy in 2013, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get a little emotional.

Good for the Aston Martin team. They have the best-looking cars on the field. Ford is probably pretty happy with a 2nd-place, as well.

It’s pretty low brow and immature, even for this site.

A late Lexus IS-F?

Poop, I ended up on this site again from Jalopnik. Oh they were driving a car better link Jalopnik into it. Please go write a real story....

On a semi-related note, the posh X5s come with some very silly steamroller looking tires. I think they’re staggered as well, which makes it extra funny for whatever perverse reason.

That’s serious towing weight you got in those crankshafts there.

Wait the back of my car says V70

This is really adorable actually. It’s like an automotive “it’s a small world” ride.

While the swastika certainly has been ruined by its adoption by the Nazis, I’m not entirely sure it’s on the same level as “valkyrie.” That you went right back to Nazis indicates some fixation that you might want to talk to someone about.

In true supercar fashion it will get stuck halfway through the transition and they will have to remove the engine to replace it.

Well the good news is that italian car companies arent thin skinned and all and are totally flattered when people call them out on their flamboyant claims and will reward you with many cars to test in the future im sure.