It would only be worthy if Torch did a comprehensive review of their shapes and sizes in post-war Volkswagens manufactured throughout the world, as well as a trippy future vision for their evolution in the dawn of the automated car world.

“Trump is Putin’s Bitch”? “Russian Fuckery?” I’m not a fan of the administration or Putin, but how about some fuckin’ decorum for a purportedly military-themed sub-blog?

The Warthog is armed with a seven-barrel GAU-8 Avenger cannon

I don’t disagree with the issues. I disagree with the attitude. Ever been on a boat when it sinks? Everyone on here is screaming for their life and melting into a puddle while the ship sinks. They don’t even try to bail water. All they do is complain more and more. And while they complain about some really fucked up…

Putin’s goal of reunifying former Soviet states (a la Ukraine). Russia has had a thing for Poland over the centuries (as had most countries surround it. Unfortunately, Poland is stuck in the middle of most territorial wars).

Non-Polish people will never understand how excited we get when there’s a Maluch on Jalopnik. I’m hoping to one day see a Polonez

Strangely i didnt like this review.......and i Love Chris harris. This “fit into a time slot”, high energy, less information type review pales in compairison to his best work. On his youtube channel, he almost made you feel like you were actually driving the car. He went over every  detail about how it drove. Here,…

I can already picture my hypothetical bohemian trophy wife dropping off my hypothetical children at their Waldorf school, cello lessons and sailing team practice in this.

No, it’s more cosmic than that. See, the universe requires balance. For every yin, there must be a yang. For every Friday, there must be a Monday. For every excellent microbrew, there must be a truckload of Natty Light. And for every BMW diving across multiple lanes of traffic with no signal, there must be a Toyota…

Tucked so hard that bodies be droppin’

First a McLaren on clay, and now an RS on snow.

Bold choices from the man who turned Orlove into a verb.

Is this article a troll? I’ll give you points for the Autodromo and Tag Monaco, but like you include an Omega but not the Speedmaster which is an actual racing chronograph how stupid is that?

Hell no, Omega Speedmaster over Seamaster all day!

When referring to the A-10, it is not “gunfire” it is simply “BRRRRT”

It’s incredible that he was able to accomplish all that with such poor feedback through the steering wheel.

Hypothetical impromptu car chases that will probably never happen in my mundane life is why I chose a BMW.

Wtf has happened to Jalopnik? Guy “mods” his car by making the factory bypass valve stay open to have the stock exhaust a bit louder and people are complaining that it’s not fair to the general public? Gimme a break people.

I feel like all of the Japanese manufacturers went through or are going through this transition. Seen the new Prius lately? What about Lexus?

E39 M5 says “I’m the best damn all-around car Germany has ever conceived, who dis?”

Me too! Spotted this one a few weeks ago