“Lastly, get yourself the biggest bag of patience you can find. This procedure is going to take a bunch of the stuff.”

So basically Alabama is proud to be the “Pedo welcome state?” Awesome reason to stay the fuck away from that that place.

I wonder what kitchen accessory Republican supporters can smash over these claims.

This is still a complete shock to me. No boys? All girls, and no boys??? I was sure it was going to be boys.

Invite is always open for you to join us one of these days you know. Just let us know what vehicle you are bringing so I can get up to date on my tetanus.

This male bonding is going to give Ramzan Kadyrov a boner. 

She traveled ~250ft in just under 5 seconds. Rounding that up to 250ft in 5s gives us 50ft/s which is equal to 34mph. Since it was actually just under 5s, it puts her between 35-36mph. Plus, unless you have no concept of time and speed, it looks like she’s going around 35.

Sweet, DeMuro can finally buy a Cat with a CarMax Warranty!

If you’ve got a dollar to spare, throw it at his opponent, Doug Jones. These revelations aren’t a guarantee that he’ll lose! We need all the help we can get down here in Alabama :(

It also has normal buttons and switches like an actual car, instead of a hateful experiment in UI hell.

Or....By a Bolt, put a full Bozozoku body kit on it, fill the back with burritos, and...........I don’t know where I was going with this......

Wow, I can’t believe this, canoe?

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I’m assuming there was more to this response but you were typing on your iPhone and it didn’t register the next paragraph.

Republicans find one thing to like about their candidate and then turn out in droves to vote for him.

she’s an awful person but that doesn’t make slut-shaming ok.

That’s not how bail is determined. It’s meant to be a calculation of whether someone’s likely to show up for court. The severity of the crime matters, but so do a person’s ties to the community and previous history. $7500 sounds about right for a rich person who’s lived in the same place for many years and is being…

While I get your idea, I think I probably speak for a lot of people when I say that literally no one will eat this at our dinner. They’ll compliment it and put it on the table, but everyone is looking forward to the traditional stuff. There are 364 days to branch out, but one day when you eat the usual, traditional…

Goodwill. His landlord supports/tolerates his hoarding, so David is hooking him up with a with a better car and taking the pos Kia off his hands.

Oldsmobile Alero: $1