Explain to me why you think mis-gendering a person is funny.

I’ll wait.

I’m sorry, I saw the words “Pacific Rim” and “terrible” in the same sentence and I immediately stopped paying attention.

Young church lady tale (TL/DR warning) - Ok so this sexy ass girl where I used to work, her name was India (bitches named India are almost always fine) anyway she started randomly saying hi to me and I just started greeting her back because, sexy. Well then one day she’s all “Hey where do you go to church?”

Noooooo. Don’t do it. Don’t buy that Black & Decker Workmate. You are stuck with it for life, and they somehow multiply. You will have two at some point. A crank will break off or you will lose a footie or a clamp insert. Pretty soon the entire top will not level properly. You will try to sell the bad one at a garage…

Noooooo. Don’t do it. Don’t buy that Black & Decker Workmate. You are stuck with it for life, and they somehow…

IMO one can Dolezal better than KellyO...why she got shit over it I’ll never know...

I’ve never heard any plan that had a reasonable chance of success, given the Seoul problem.

Deuce and a half is almost always the right answer.

Huh.

Little known fact: Emancipation Proclamation also mentions that we no longer are restricted to nasty candy.

Basically every time I pick up a wrench.

And if you do splurge on a board, don’t waste money on the fancy board oils. You can get a 16 oz. bottle of food grade mineral oil at CVS (or similar) for just a few bucks and it works just the same. It’s sold as a laxative. I am not kidding.

And if you do splurge on a board, don’t waste money on the fancy board oils. You can get a 16 oz. bottle of food…

Peter Dinklage’s hotness is not a subjective matter. It is indisputable fact. There’s no getting around it.

As long as it’s all consensual who the fuck cares what people do in their personal lives.

Somewhere, Conor McGregor is watching this and furiously taking notes for his next fight.

Marshawn Lynch (as well as many others) think you are full of shit.

Dummies.

What is utterly mystifying is the amount of celebrities who show up to go to bat for him—Usher, Jamie Foxx, Mary J. Blige, Mike Tyson among them.

it’s remarkable that Amiott wasn’t dismissed sooner

Wait, explain to me this Lena Headey comment. I know nothing about her, but like her vibe and need to understand WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

Punk.