“Officers think it was because he ran out of gas.”

Who in the hell is talking up Crown Royal Apple??? Protip: if it’s fruit flavored brown liquor, it’s trash

“Buy a CPO car, then immediately void the CPO warranty.”

Thank you! All Im really after is attention.

This actually makes me respect those jokes and the writers who wrote them more. That’s pretty subversive of MacFarlane to do that at the Oscars imo.

Tell that to Erin Andrews

you know books are asymmetrical, right?

True. But as Terry stated this goes beyond Hollywood.

Here’s Charlottesville organizer Richard Spencer’s website pontificating genocide of the black race. Make no mistake what these people would do if they ever get real power.

 https://web.archive.org/web/20120216183528/http:/www.alternativeright.com/main/the-magazine/is-black-genocide-right

not really, no

Typically referred to as a fifty percent chance.

I feel like the way we remember what station wagons were is analogous to thinking the movie “Amalie” is an accurate portrayal of life in France.

What’s to be afraid of? It aced that Elk Test.

you do know it’s frozen before it’s transported right?

I’m gonna cry this is the best thing ever

except it feels like you do want to victim blame...........

It kinda already is. If you increase salaries and wages, it reduces your net income, which, in turn, reduces the amount of tax you pay. You could, theoretically, reduce your taxes to zero every year by simply paying out your net income line to employees as a bonus! Now obviously that will never happen because then the…

That’s not even remotely close to the same thing.

No headphone jack, no thanks.

Too many people say cats aren’t trainable. They are. You just need to put in the effort.