“Officers think it was because he ran out of gas.”

Who in the hell is talking up Crown Royal Apple??? Protip: if it’s fruit flavored brown liquor, it’s trash

“Buy a CPO car, then immediately void the CPO warranty.”

Thank you! All Im really after is attention.

This actually makes me respect those jokes and the writers who wrote them more. That’s pretty subversive of MacFarlane to do that at the Oscars imo.

True. But as Terry stated this goes beyond Hollywood.

Typically referred to as a fifty percent chance.

I feel like the way we remember what station wagons were is analogous to thinking the movie “Amalie” is an accurate portrayal of life in France.

What’s to be afraid of? It aced that Elk Test.

you do know it’s frozen before it’s transported right?

I’m gonna cry this is the best thing ever

except it feels like you do want to victim blame...........

It kinda already is. If you increase salaries and wages, it reduces your net income, which, in turn, reduces the amount of tax you pay. You could, theoretically, reduce your taxes to zero every year by simply paying out your net income line to employees as a bonus! Now obviously that will never happen because then the…

That’s not even remotely close to the same thing.

No headphone jack, no thanks.

I hate to ask this, but we could wrap up the investigation into why she smoked those with the answer to the following questions:

All I know is that a white gunman went after members of Congress this summer, and they are still under the thrall of the fucking NRA.

I don’t think that’s what Porsche intended when they released their water cooled engines.

When you get whites together in groups you see the thug element. It’s in their nature. It’s rare you can get large groups of whites together without some sort of violence. When you throw in this country “music” which promotes drinking and glorifies white thugary you have what you have on Sunday.

So I want a tank to be moved because people who make less money than me might move in? ROFL!