So the guy house sitting for him probably hatched this plan with a couple of his friends, right?

I have never felt more sympathy for a professional athlete.

inside job?

I want a movie in which Syrian Steve Jobs is portrayed by German Michael Fassbender and German Steve Jobs is portrayed by Egyptian Rami Malek... and they fight to the death. And it’s for the amusement of an Indian Bill Gates, portrayed by Emma Stone.

But then no one gets to see my valuable and quite frankly utterly important opinions.

She’s also in the 4:44 video and it is haunting, for lack of a better descriptor.

Step 1: Read the headline

“The Camry and Accord are two of the best-selling cars of all time, but mid-size sedan sales are in a tailspin. Could our desire for beefy CUVs spell the end of Accord/Camry dominance on American roads?”

oh you mean a studio apartment? These tiny home owners typically have a LOT of smugness about how all they want is to be environmentally friendly, but it’s pretty well demonstrated that the most environmentally friendly thing you can do is live in a densely populated city, in an already existing apartment.

It was a pile to shit that showcased American excess, when fake mortgages were being handed out, and when people took advantage of the “equity” they had on their houses, by refinancing their homes and took out another $200k on a house they don’t own out right. Gas was cheap, and no one worried about the impending…

“Go fuck yourself.”

Wow, Jalopnik got Donald Trump Jr’d!

Bad idea?

She was.

Nope. Just like Floyd I’m out there fighting white people to pay the government.

Those arms tho

If you did 16 dongs in a night you’d be tired too...

Does anyone really care about this woman?

In Indiana, you can’t buy a car on a Sunday. In the same vein as how you can’t buy carry-out beer on Sunday. Because GOD. Or something.