The most remarkable part of this article is that a non-HD option is still a thing.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

So this guy makes a big financial commitment to a long-term contract and then tries to walk away from it after the first year. Who does this asshole think he is, the Marlins?

But I later mentioned him in a negative light in a popular blog post.

Bernie Eisel would have won.

I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A VERY GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY

Let them drive Lamborghinis.

BETTER DEAD THAN RED, BALLABAN

This does not mean that he has stopped mourning. He just made room for love that is in his life right now too.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

Commenters seem incapable of interpreting your comment.

I would *really* like to know from whom the Hobby Lobby asswipes bought these artifacts. I have a sick feeling that the answer is ‘Daesh.’

It’s called a slant rhyme or imperfect rhyme. It’s not a new literary device.

My secret is to eat them as fast as possible.

Christie is going to be out the door at the next gubernatorial election anyways, and his political career is more or less over. He probably figures he might as well enjoy the perks while he can (and that is an incredibly sweet perk, having an entire Jersey beach to yourself - or an entire beach in general).

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/the-caucasians-guide-to-black-barbecues-1730865233

This is the type of answer I would expect from the typical, uneducated UFC fan. The type of answer who would overlook superior outcomes such as meteor or sinkhole under the ring.

So obviously. I’m actually surprised that people treat these stories as truth.

“ Can we get a version of U2?”

Anyone else think there is no Becky and this cheating crap is a or stunt by two famously private people to throw everyone off the scent?