Who has the most rad pants?

Those two look miserable. Looking at the jersey like “wtf team am I playing for? I guess this is my life now.”

receipts brought

“just a car”

I have never experienced this in 30+ years.

No. If it is dark enough to require some lighting, you need to have your headlights on.

If it’s dark/foggy/rainy enough that you feel you need some lights on, TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS. Not your parking lights! This is one of my biggest driving pet peeves.

lol no

I think lifehacker was promoting some stainless steel zip ties not long ago. Might be a worthwhile upgrade for you. Get fancy, David.

Bunch of homophobic mother fuckers thinking that sleeping with another man somehow makes Pryor a lesser comedian or lesser man or a lesser icon. Fuck you all.

Also known as a half-gallon.

That conversation:

I pulled it straight from Wikipedia. You’re good.

Elijah’s full name is Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q Hewson. The Quincy’s nickname is Q.

had a proper chortle

You started seeing it for what it always has been.

Why?

Oh my god I agree with Jason, what is wrong with me?

It’s a good day when I get to read a tweet that burns both D. Trumps and I learn a new word in the process.

Yeah, the money just picked her up and carried her. :-/