Do I look like a fuckin’ bank?

I’m drinking the black tar from the breakroom and I’m happy. I’m so fucking happy. It’s Monday and I’m at work and I’m just SO FUCKING HAPPY.

Could be a number of things.

Buy winter tires so you can use them once every two years?

I actually remember this brochure, although vaguely. I probably grabbed one when my dad bought his Integra GS-R.

Excellent Kinja.

By not stock, do you mean you’re replaced the engine with a 4 cylinder and removed all the body panels to save weight?

“spend a fair time on the highway”

Do these actually monitor you in ways your smartphone does not?

this is too good

The first sentence was pretty self-explanatory.

Cannonball run anyone?

I’m kinda shocked they were allowed to have them at all. I work in a call center and no one is allowed to have their phones. These people are handling matters of national security. We’re just calling people!

Many places have this rule in place. There is an emergency number set up that family members can call. Also, yeah, they can use business phones if provided.

Because they’re trying to keep the cost low and appeal to the widest market possible. Basic transportation cars vastly outsell enthusiast cars.

3100 miles is at bare minimum 3 nights, more likely 4-5. Plus you’re eating all your meals from restaurants. Then you have to factor in the time lost at work, etc.

Isn’t the Bolt quite a bit bigger than the Spark?

Good value, too.

Step 1: Say you’re working from home, can’t make it, sorry.

The “nose that looks like a tongue” video angle is a bit distracting...