How good is Bolt’s doping regime? I’ve never even heard a whisper of accusation.

This will probably be bad. Just like all the other Oceans sequels.

I guess this dude has never bought a house.

We have cars that can drive themselves but we still rely on humans to drive trains. Fucking ridiculous.

Rihanna can do whatever the fuck she wants and she knows it.

Let’s see...

I’d probably just try to convince the pilot to do a barrel roll the whole trip. Also I’d eat pints of Ben and Jerry’s. I’m a man of simple (read:childish) pleasures.

Desktop PCs are exciting only to PC gamers. No one else cares.

George, there’s no tax on gifts for the recipient. The giver, however, does have to pay gift tax for anything over $14,000, which is substantial.

This is dumb. Starred.

I don’t think FCA is interested in selling Jeeps for $15k when they can sell them for $40k.

Can you tell us more about that NCAP brake test? Are you saying the part-time models can’t pass it?

No, but I remember a jackass walking onto the track and getting hit.

This is false. They must fit in a quart-sized ziplock bag.

Rytadie, bitch!

It does.

That was rude, Netflix. I like it.

Or supervising anyone

$5,000,000? Dude, adoption is a thing and it costs wayyyy less.

That’s not how it works.