According to Paul Walker, these cars have very effective heaters.

This is like when cops find like $50 million in cash from some drug lord.

Jordon Peele, husband of Chelsea Peretti, ...

I *think* retirement accounts are generally protected, but that may not be the case for criminal cases.

I tried that with my GS5. No dice. Just too old, I guess.

You can’t come up with a reason why R Kelly might not want security cameras in his house?

MIATA

His assets will probably be seized. It will take a few years, though.

This. I mean, come the fuck on.

Convert to dollars, store in a bank/credit union.

AHHHCHWUALLY

fuck off with your victim blaming bullshit

I’ve been struggling to figure out how to know when to replace my shocks. The bouncing on the bumper trick seems like it would show a problem only when the shocks are totally gone, and really only if the car has soft springs. Tips?

“Poorly designed parking lot results in vehicle damage.”

My money’s on the Pope.

How much range and how much money?

For reference for the unaware: the smaller guy, Alistair Overeem, is 6'4" and 250lbs.

It’s everywhere.

Yup. This will see duty at rich families’ lake and beach houses as an off road run-about. Possibly also at hunting clubs.

read: they haven’t been making payroll