Or, hear me out - move somewhere where it isn’t prohibitively expensive just to have a roof over your head.

Is this seriously the type of discussions we’re having? No wonder The Right laughs at us. We keep giving them ammunition. Yeah, babies are born with penises or vaginas. Deal with it. Sure they may grow up and find that they identify with a different gender. More power to them. But that doesn’t mean they don’t come out…

....So what color should it be?

Julian actively leaked classified documents to the public. Clinton just didn’t use the right e-mail protocols, and didn’t leak anything. Two very different things. That’s like the difference between going out and shooting someone and having looser gun laws that allow someone to go out and buy a gun and shoot someone.…

Still looking for the “science” part....

My initial thought, too, until I realized it will then lock and unlock automatically as you walk away and back. So go tot he parts counter to get a part, toolbox locks to prevent that coworker from borrowing something without you knowing (not necessarily stealing) and it then gets lost track of.

What are you talkin’ about? There’s lots of diversity. Men AND women. Blondes AND brunettes.

0.37 mm. 0.015 inches. 3 human hairs.

I disagree. I have nothing but trouble with bluetooth headphones. Always coming unpaired. Selection is poor Reliance on battery on the headphone. All around bad experience.

When they show an apartment bigger than a broom closet in NYC.

I did the same thing in 2000, and look where that landed us. Please, please learn from history and don’t play with fire in November.

No. The crawl is for the core saga, a way of differentiating them. Something unique and special for a special thing. Don’t cheapen the classic effect by putting it on everything.

I’m not xenophobic, but I do think it’s not quite right for there to not be a single American on the judge panel and for there to be so many non-american acts. I think there needs to be at least 1 American (Howard Stern last year) and all acts need to be America residents (not even citizens).

Not even. I’ve been to a dinner where that was happening. In Tokyo and NYC.

Instead of assuming guilty until proven innocent as is the standard in rape cases anymore, could there be another possibility? Like he was drunk, carrying the knife because he was using it before, then because he was drunk had to pee so bad and then took off his pants and barged into the bathroom not realizing it was…

Ever do something silly that you can’t explain why you did it while drinking? Not the alleged rape - that is not silly at all. I’m talking about carrying a knife for no reason, like maybe he used it in the kitchen and never bothered to put it down. I have had many instances waking up the next morning thinking things…

There is no object that exhibits such extreme duality as children: they are simultaneously both the scourge of and the savior of all of humanity.

I don’t think you know what the word “cheesy” means in this context.

In summary: golf clubs make a high pitch sound because they vibrate at that frequency when hit. In other words, they sounds that way because that;s how they sound.

Is that a handicap permit in his window? I feel the idea of the joke is better than any actual joke about that would be.